Women everywhere for the past 22 years or so, have been trying their damned hardest to look like the latino heats a lad on tour would want to bareback on a roof…we got the toight asses, the waxed legs, the freshly operated on breasts and the vadge flaps to match.. as promised, we now run down the definitive list as voted by you the lads, enjoy!
10. Kate Beckinsale
One of the few english lasses to escape the page 3 curse of an ugly face and a massive set of mammary glands, she rose to Lad prominence in 2003 after starring in the multiple Oscar winning trilogy “Underworld”. How can anyone forget her clad-in-leather performace, which left us all wondering how one might gain access to her underworld?
9.Catalina Cruz
Born in Cleveland, home of the legendary Cleveland Steamer, this cougar of a pornstar has caught the imagination of stealth wankers everywhere. The current size of her breasts is DD prompting one lad to proclaim “Catalina Cruz (my favourite MILF) #1 I love her. Will fuck her one day.” May we all be so lucky…
8.Jennifer Connelly
A teen model turned actress, was recently seen tearing around Africa chasing Leo and his Blood Diamonds. Appeared in cult drug movie Requiem for a Dream, where much to every mans delight she shares a double-headed dildo in the ass with another woman, while affluent Japanese business men jack themselves off using Uncle Sams green dollar. For England!
7.Jennifer Lopez
Failed actress/pop-star or vice versa, captivated audiences everywhere when starring in the Academy Acclaimed action flick Anaconda where she was chased by a whopping snake, who wanted to put her in its mouth. Current husband Mark Anthony was quoted as saying “In our house, its often the other way round”. Respect…
6.Penelope Cruz
One of the orginial Latino Heats, and one of the only true Espana Puta to make the list,if all Spanish mounara is like this, then Barca is gonna be one sticky ride. In a recent interview one lad was asked who he would most want on his dick, his reply…?
“Penelope Cruz on my dick!”
Great imagery comes to mind…
Stand by as our countdown continues all the way to number 1….
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Catalinaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Seriously powerful pussy there!
Oh bacondick..i wish you all the best in your hunt for Catalina’s See you next tuesday…
FUCK ME! I just got back from Morocco and Saturday I went to a nightclub, and it was full of women… except… they are all prostitutes! And an average age of 16. (I didn’t do anything coz they all have AIDS)
PS. Prostitution in Barcelona is legal. BACONDICK I’M GONA GET U LAID! I’m paying.
srsly that’s so fucking awesome! But mate, you have to be this tall to ride this ride plus no AIDS.
SIT ON MY FACE